I know, right!? I am a little WEIRD!
But I just have a love for SPAM!
See me here all dressed up in my favorite costume!?

I came to Steemit because my friend was complaining about all the SPAM everywhere. "Spam, Spam, SPAM! Spam and eggs. Spam and Spam. SPam SPaM, sausauges and SPAm!"

I couldn't resist. It was like HEAVEN!

The thing is, I know I can't eat all of this SPAM alone with my puny SP. So a nice fellar delegated a bit of SP to me to help me. But he also wanted me to Use some of my ENERGY from eating all this SPAM to Greet and Help out Newbies, so they don't get their Spam eaten by me or @steemcleaners later.

So that is what I do now! I EAT SPAM and I GREET NEWBIES!

Thank you to @patrice, @sherlockholmes, @fulltimegeek, @em3 and so many wonderful others that have helped me to find this wonderful platform and serve a useful roll consuming all this excess SPAM!

It is truly a wonderful experience!!

And if any other whale out there likes to see healthy young Steemians consuming lots of Leftover Spam, I would gladly accept a small Delegation of SP to further my SPAM eating and Minnow GREETING activities! I will use it very responsibly!!!

(seeing as how this is a bit of a shitpost, I did not bother to take my own photos, pose while eating spam, or even reference these gleefully borrowed internet images. Don't Sue ME! and don't follow the example from this post. IT is a bad post. It is not a good example. Always use open license or free use images, OR YOUR OWN, and cite photos and sources that you do end up using! Trust me, ITS THE LAW!)