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RE: A cease and desist order to Jesus after I saved a mother's son from prison

in #barrycooper8 years ago

So I warn you not to step out in front of a car, you do it, then you tell me to stop tossing people in front of cars. Have you read the Bible?

If you x, x, and x, I will give you a land ... milk and honey.
If you x, x, and x, you will fall victim to (choose) the prince of this world.

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Yes I read the Bible. I was a preacher for 6 years and had my own church. I could preach for at least one hour from any page of the Bible. The Bible says nothing about being thrown in front of cars.

Now I know why you used to be a preacher

now we are talking... now we are talking

I want to find a serious muslim and ask them why they want 70 virgins who they have to teach all the tricks they already know to, rather than 1 extremely skilled partner who can show them things they never imagined. LOL.

I guess I'm evil or something. :)

hahahha. That is the exact statement my girlfriend and I were discussing last week. I prefer the hoe instead of the no hoe. lol.

That number is 72 - which is also, apparently, the number of names of god and a number with other numerological significance.

Heheh... I forgot it was 72.

And here, I thought the answer was "42"

because 70 virgins is surely better than one, you can choose

its not so hard to figure, 72 virgins is better than 1 virgin, its an issue of choice, now go find 72 virgins in reality

Don't you know it is after they have martyred themselves and are dead. So Allah is either creating 72 virgins out of thin air, or he is restoring virginity to 72 dead women and forcing them to be the sex slave of the male. In such a case since their virginity is restored if that route is taken I wouldn't be surprised to hear them argue that the virginity has been restored yet they still retain their sexual knowledge.

Man religion is stupid. Wait... people are just stupid. They eat up people offering them free stuff. This is essentially sexual socialism, with the women getting shafted (literally).

I am a male by the way but still think it is a fucked up fairy tale.

I have no idea what you are talking about, Im just fucking with you,
Im an atheist anarchist

Heh, I am all for equality. That's my gig. You either want equality, or you want special treatment, you can't have both because they are mutually exclusive. I've been happily monogamist all of my life, but that is a personal choice. I believe it should be the choice of anyone so why would I expect 72 (someone corrected my number for me) virgins to choose me. Definitely can tell what type of mind wrote that book. ;)

its not so hard to figure, 72 virgins is better than 1 virgin,
its an issue of choice, now go find 72 virgins in reality
:)

Im all for equality of opportunity too....
equality of results is a different matter

Yes, Im fucking with you :)

you see the brown kid in the first picture in this post???
Thats me,
get used to it

I have no idea what you are talking about, Im just fucking with you, Im an atheist anarchist

Oh I know. At least you're not being an asshole about it. I am an atheist anarchist as well. :) Yet I know a shit load about religion. :p Lot's of different religions.

@chaospoet is me as well... Blog Poem today

Take the first letter of each word in the title of that poem. LOL. I was being a smart ass in my own way in that poem today.

I know a shitload about religion too, I just dont want to present it to you in this post

I have read the bible, wanna fuck with me?

So I blabla bible, car

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