I tried posting a link to the order but every time I typed it, it would mysteriously disappear. I think the lord is unfairly using his magic to stop the order.
MoneyQuote "I'm certain if we appeal to the perfect and sinless Jesus by using Christian principles of love, compassion and logic, he will change his policy."
Yes I read the Bible. I was a preacher for 6 years and had my own church. I could preach for at least one hour from any page of the Bible. The Bible says nothing about being thrown in front of cars.
I want to find a serious muslim and ask them why they want 70 virgins who they have to teach all the tricks they already know to, rather than 1 extremely skilled partner who can show them things they never imagined. LOL.
its not so hard to figure, 72 virgins is better than 1 virgin,
its an issue of choice, now go find 72 virgins in reality
Don't you know it is after they have martyred themselves and are dead. So Allah is either creating 72 virgins out of thin air, or he is restoring virginity to 72 dead women and forcing them to be the sex slave of the male. In such a case since their virginity is restored if that route is taken I wouldn't be surprised to hear them argue that the virginity has been restored yet they still retain their sexual knowledge.
Man religion is stupid. Wait... people are just stupid. They eat up people offering them free stuff. This is essentially sexual socialism, with the women getting shafted (literally).
I am a male by the way but still think it is a fucked up fairy tale.
Heh, I am all for equality. That's my gig. You either want equality, or you want special treatment, you can't have both because they are mutually exclusive. I've been happily monogamist all of my life, but that is a personal choice. I believe it should be the choice of anyone so why would I expect 72 (someone corrected my number for me) virgins to choose me. Definitely can tell what type of mind wrote that book. ;)
I have no idea what you are talking about, Im just fucking with you,
Im an atheist anarchist
Oh I know. At least you're not being an asshole about it. I am an atheist anarchist as well. :) Yet I know a shit load about religion. :p Lot's of different religions.
This is tricky. One person said they last saw him in Galilee, another said Bethany (on the eastern side of Mount Olivet) and another said he saw him somewhere on the way to Damascus so the eyewitness accounts are all over the place. The sketch artists all kept coming up with pictures of white guys. If you ask me a whole bunch of people are lying.
You were in there to convert the strippers then Barry? I do think this poor woman to talked to is not in charge of who goes to heaven or hell, that is not for us to decide but is the Lords decision.
I was a major weed dealer in the UK at one time, but never got busted. Maybe you could have sussed me out if you were a DS officer here?
His anguished face appeared on my tortilla last week, right after I renounced him and joined the campaign team for Cthulhu '16 ...Jesus, can't you take a joke?!
Hahaha... I love it. It's also sad that Christ (if you believe he existed) has a message of love and tolerance (turn the other cheek, love thy neighbor, etc) yet ultimately her reasoning comes from a place of FEAR.
I always thought the self immolation practiced by some Buddhist protesters was a pretty good argument against the existence of hellfire. If a person can learn to control their mind to the point that burning to death doesn't perturb them, I imagine all the people who have been burning in hell for thousands of years have most likely gotten used to it.
Great post by the way. I think Christ has a lot to offer if you don't get hung up on the eternal torture stuff.
luke 19:27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me - can us atheists get put on the jesus no kill list too?
Haha! So good! I didn't realise baby jesus was so cruel to burn other children. Now I know, I just gotta do something about it! Where do I sign?
I tried posting a link to the order but every time I typed it, it would mysteriously disappear. I think the lord is unfairly using his magic to stop the order.
MoneyQuote "I'm certain if we appeal to the perfect and sinless Jesus by using Christian principles of love, compassion and logic, he will change his policy."
I shall pass the offering plate to all all the whales.
put your glock under the plate, just in case
So I warn you not to step out in front of a car, you do it, then you tell me to stop tossing people in front of cars. Have you read the Bible?
If you x, x, and x, I will give you a land ... milk and honey.
If you x, x, and x, you will fall victim to (choose) the prince of this world.
Yes I read the Bible. I was a preacher for 6 years and had my own church. I could preach for at least one hour from any page of the Bible. The Bible says nothing about being thrown in front of cars.
Now I know why you used to be a preacher
Love
now we are talking... now we are talking
I want to find a serious muslim and ask them why they want 70 virgins who they have to teach all the tricks they already know to, rather than 1 extremely skilled partner who can show them things they never imagined. LOL.
I guess I'm evil or something. :)
hahahha. That is the exact statement my girlfriend and I were discussing last week. I prefer the hoe instead of the no hoe. lol.
That number is 72 - which is also, apparently, the number of names of god and a number with other numerological significance.
Heheh... I forgot it was 72.
And here, I thought the answer was "42"
because 70 virgins is surely better than one, you can choose
Don't you know it is after they have martyred themselves and are dead. So Allah is either creating 72 virgins out of thin air, or he is restoring virginity to 72 dead women and forcing them to be the sex slave of the male. In such a case since their virginity is restored if that route is taken I wouldn't be surprised to hear them argue that the virginity has been restored yet they still retain their sexual knowledge.
Man religion is stupid. Wait... people are just stupid. They eat up people offering them free stuff. This is essentially sexual socialism, with the women getting shafted (literally).
I am a male by the way but still think it is a fucked up fairy tale.
I have no idea what you are talking about, Im just fucking with you,
Im an atheist anarchist
Heh, I am all for equality. That's my gig. You either want equality, or you want special treatment, you can't have both because they are mutually exclusive. I've been happily monogamist all of my life, but that is a personal choice. I believe it should be the choice of anyone so why would I expect 72 (someone corrected my number for me) virgins to choose me. Definitely can tell what type of mind wrote that book. ;)
its not so hard to figure, 72 virgins is better than 1 virgin,
its an issue of choice, now go find 72 virgins in reality
:)
Im all for equality of opportunity too....
equality of results is a different matter
Yes, Im fucking with you :)
you see the brown kid in the first picture in this post???
Thats me,
get used to it
Oh I know. At least you're not being an asshole about it. I am an atheist anarchist as well. :) Yet I know a shit load about religion. :p Lot's of different religions.
@chaospoet is me as well... Blog Poem today
Take the first letter of each word in the title of that poem. LOL. I was being a smart ass in my own way in that poem today.
I know a shitload about religion too, I just dont want to present it to you in this post
:)
I have read the bible, wanna fuck with me?
So I blabla bible, car
:)
This is tricky. One person said they last saw him in Galilee, another said Bethany (on the eastern side of Mount Olivet) and another said he saw him somewhere on the way to Damascus so the eyewitness accounts are all over the place. The sketch artists all kept coming up with pictures of white guys. If you ask me a whole bunch of people are lying.
I spotted him in a strip club last week but didn't out him. I thought that was pretty cool of me.
You were in there to convert the strippers then Barry? I do think this poor woman to talked to is not in charge of who goes to heaven or hell, that is not for us to decide but is the Lords decision.
I was a major weed dealer in the UK at one time, but never got busted. Maybe you could have sussed me out if you were a DS officer here?
His anguished face appeared on my tortilla last week, right after I renounced him and joined the campaign team for Cthulhu '16 ...Jesus, can't you take a joke?!
yeah, we are all cofused, what the fuck is going on?
:)
Hahaha... I love it. It's also sad that Christ (if you believe he existed) has a message of love and tolerance (turn the other cheek, love thy neighbor, etc) yet ultimately her reasoning comes from a place of FEAR.
I know man. I'm am constantly asking her for forgiveness. It's getting sort of old. Can someone slap that hoe?
I can
I always thought the self immolation practiced by some Buddhist protesters was a pretty good argument against the existence of hellfire. If a person can learn to control their mind to the point that burning to death doesn't perturb them, I imagine all the people who have been burning in hell for thousands of years have most likely gotten used to it.
Great post by the way. I think Christ has a lot to offer if you don't get hung up on the eternal torture stuff.
think again
Maybe ask Yahweh to connect you to Krishna, who can find Buddha and Allah having a chat about Christ's capabilities to stay hidden for so long! ;)
blasphemer! I'm giving you a vote for that!
luke 19:27 But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me - can us atheists get put on the jesus no kill list too?
I'm an anarchist so all kings can suck my...... toe?
be like jesus
maybe you should ask kissinger
This is brilliant Barry, Im actually crying over this, dont ask me why.
"Does anyone have his address?"
let me check...
mhhnmmmm
No