Hello my future supporters!

This is an emergency statement from @stupid. I'm busy preparing for Banana War declared by Banana Program proponents and couldn't reply to all comments & messages addressed to me.

But THIS IS EMERGENCY!

Yesterday, I just gave you some of the reasons to not to support @stellabelle's Banana Program and believe me that this was just the tip of the iceberg. Unfortunately, I ain't an author else I'd had written a whole book exposing the Banana Program. I was stupid to think these reasons would be sufficient and Banana Program would be shut down with the help of all you wise and understanding people.

Unfortunately, the proponents of Banana Program are very adamant to continue with their silly program and had the audacity to declare war with Stupid. Now this is ridiculous - a war with stupid! History is witness that never before any war against stupid turned out to be victorious. You know why? Because it's impossible to defeat an already defeated side.

Anyway, stupid hasn't given up yet but quietly preparing for the win. I've already ordered some chocolates to celebrate my win with a choco-banana shake. My opponent seems to be very resourceful side and has already prepared a large banana army against @stupid. Whereas @stupid is yet to start recruitment process for creating its army. We're currently stuck up with some red tape and are brainstorming to how to color it green. Once we figure it out, Banana Program will be reduced to a mere cashew nut program ...err Kidney Beans Program.

And this sudden twist in Banana War

Unfortunately, one of my supporters has turned opportunist and trying to hijack all the bananas of the world. Stupid's first supporter @mikepm74, who was being considered to be conferred the title of CiC (Commander-in-Chief) of Stupid's Banana Boycott force is trying to take unfair advantage of the Banana War with his own ulterior motives. He is acting like a cunning monkey:

But we won't allow any third party to take advantage of us. We're not collectively stupid (though I'm) and we now know this monkey business. So just don't eye our fight from behind. Join either of one side.

Flaw in @mikepm74's basic premise

This supposed to be Commander-in-Chief of Stupid's force @mikepm74 is trying to stock up all of the world's bananas. According to the latest figures released by them, they have already took possession of approximately 0.0005% of the world's supply of bananas. But these mindless stocking up for future generations will result in staling & stinking of all bananas.

Their thinking, that smashing a banana will destroy it, is fundamentally flawed. I don't want to go in much detail on it because it's obviously flawed. In short, Banana Boycott movement was well thought out and the task of crushing & smashing of banana would help in producing many more bananas. Thus it will increase the number of bananas in the world and decrease their price. Here's how it's done:

If you doubt this, ask my recent supporter @archet. She must have got tons of bananas for completing this task. See how sweet her face looks after smashing a banana on it:

_{Notice how she smashed a banana without peeling its yellow peel}
By just repeating this task over and over, a lot of bananas could be created. Is it difficult to understand? No, I won't call him stupid as he has already left my side. But if he decides to change his mind, he will be welcomed back in to the @stupid's squad and CiC title will be re-instated.

But if he persists and keep eyeing all the bananas, we won't let it happen

Hope he understands his folly soon.

Please go to his post and convince him that he is only going to spoil all bananas. Bananas will go extinct from this world, if he proceeds any further. STOP HIM!

An appeal to @stellabelle of Banana Program

I'd also like to earnestly appeal my opponent @stellabelle to forget all animosity at this hour of emergency and let's join forces to convince @mikepm74 to stop doing the worst thing of making bananas extinct. Let's shoo this monkey away. Meowww!!!!!!