The Australian Vernacular Decoded - How to be a fully sick cunt!
Over the past few weeks since I started here on steemit, I have been chatting and interacting with a whole new group of people. A few times now mid conversation, something I have said has stumped them.
I really wasn't even aware how much I use slang, here in Australia everyone talks fairly casually to one another. I was also unaware of how strange some of our sayings must seem to foreigners. So here I am hoping to help explain at least a few terms to hopefully clarify, what I'm actually going on about!
The following will provide you with a list of common Australian slang terms and their true meanings - Trust me I'm an Aussie!
So firstly let's start with:
Cunt:
Now I know a lot of you out there know the word, but it's more about how we as Aussies use the term Cunt. Yes we can use it as an insult "Oi you're a cunt" but there is a newer trend in Australian culture where it has been reclaimed and can now be used as a term of endearment, respect and even admiration - "You're a sick cunt" or "He's a mad cunt" for example.
I had to include these two youtube videos, these two sick cunts have already explained the term so much better than I ever could. Here are two fellow Aussies, Alex Williamson a stand up comedian and Eso from Bliss N Eso a brilliant Aussie hip hop band.
Shat a Brick:
This term does not mean I literally defecated construction material, it simply means I was really scared. I think it might be a take on the saying "you scared the shit out of me" but I am not certain.
Built like a brick shithouse:
This is a simple phrase usually used to describe a person or thing and it's structure, size or strength. It is usually used as a compliment but can be used just for descriptive purposes as well for example, "he was built like a brick shithouse" usually means he was big and strong - Aussie gals have been known to use this as a term of endearment about a guy they hooked up with and their friends don't know.
Shithouse:
This one can often get foreigners confused, especially when they hear how much we like our brick shithouses! But unlike "brick shithouse" the term just "shithouse" means a place, person or thing was just terrible, unpleasant, not worth the effort or felt sick - "I just feel shithouse"
Top Shit:
"Top shit" is term used to express good quality for example, if someone asked you how your beer was you would reply "top shit". But with a simple rework it is also used as a kind of insult "Oh you think you're top shit eh?" Basically saying oh you think you're so good.
Stoked:
Stoked is one of my favourite slang terms, it basically means psyched, happy, thrilled or eager. You can be "stoked" which is more happy or "fully stoked" which is more like psyched or elated.
Fully stoked = Fully psyched
Root:
We have a couple of ways of using this word, the first way "I root for the Broncos" this means I support this team. However if you remove the word for in this sentence "I root the Broncos" this means you fucked them, you fucked them all. It even works to explain a crappy situation "oh it's just rooted"
To root = To Fuck
That's rooted = That's fucked up
Drongo:
"Ah don't be a drongo" basically means don't be stupid it's a really mild form of an Aussie insult, in looking into this word further I discovered it's origins. Apparently in the 1920's there was an Australian racehorse named Drongo who in spite of many start's never won a race, there you go you learn something new everyday - even as an Aussie I wasn't sure how the term came into common use.
Here's a few easy ones for the road:
Sick cunt = Awesome person
Drongo = A dope
Esky = Food cool box
Shitfaced = Drunk
On the piss = Going out drinking
Sparky = Electrician
Knackered = Exhausted
Arvo = Afternoon
Dunno = I don't know
Howzat going = How is it going
A blue = A fight
Bloody Oath = That is certainly true
Sanger = Sandwich
Brekki = Breakfast
Crack a fat = To get an erection
Exy = Expensive
Stuby = A beer
Bloke = Guy
Piece of piss = Too easy
Hitting the turps = Going out drinking
Kick the bucket = To die
Cactus = Broken
Fair suck of the sav = Disbelief
Bottle-o = Liquor store
Dag = Doesn't dress well
Servo = Service station
A final note
If you have ever had a conversation with an Aussie you may have asked them a question only to have them reply with "yeah, nah" or "nah, yeah"?
A simple rule to follow with this situation is, trust the last word as the response.
Nah, yeah = Yep
So there you have it, there is so much out there this is just a small selection to hopefully clarify some points of confusion out there. What's your favorite Aussie slang term?
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This is great... I still think I'll need to get to know an Australian a bit before I bust out the slang for "awesome person".
Brilliant response! and yeah probably best to gage the person first lol.
You're a an awesome cunt, man!
love it :)
"mate you're a diseased vagina for sure"
See just doesn't have the same ring to it does it?
There's also an aspect of delivery - watch the videos for perfect explanation on how to use the term correctly and not offend people - well too many anyway ;)
Hahhaha, I really enjoyed reading this. As an American I have made a friend with a Steemian who is in the UK and we don't get each others slang so we have to translate all the time to each other. I have always liked the Australian ascent and this post was awesome! My favorite one in the bunch is . Crack a fat = To get an erection . Hahhaha You get an upvote and a new follower!
@brianphobos thanks so much for the vote and follow :D
I have never really interacted with people from other countries, so coming on here is a bit of a culture shock and learning curve.
I realise I have to be careful not to offend anyone with a term that is harmless here in aus, but may be seen as rude elsewhere.
Lol yeah Crack a fat's a good one I know there are so many better ones than some I ended up using I just went blank when it came to writing it, I was adding more just before I posted it cause there is so much gold missing.
This was good and funny! way to go, mate. You are the cuntiest!
Lol cuntiest I like the way you adapted Cunt to suit your needs like any Aussie would have in your place, Well done!
Shit hot article, Krystle. Onya!
Cheers mate, now it's time to hit the piss :)
We have the same thing about shitting bricks here in Russia.
We shit bricks here in the US as well. We get shitfaced all the time to.
Lol awesome yeah the only response I got after using that was "ouch" not sure they got it...
Crack a fat. Shakespeare himself could not have been more poetic...
How the fuck did I forget crack a fat! My apologies good sir, I do agree shakespeare would have been impressed on the artful use of language.
No you listed it. It's my new favorite slang now. Used it twice already.
Yes you are right I did too, lol just sleep deprived here :) I had a few all nighters and wrote this post last night - but the net went down so I couldn't post it till now.
In London a cunt is a jack and danny.
fanny
I had never heard that one before, poms tend to share a lot of terms with us here in Aus.
I have heard some simply awesome rants from some englishmen, the accent makes it better IMO too :)
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Now let's put it all together
Lol yeah I've seen that one before but good find, hard core bogan there lol.
I have met so many people who are just like this it's scary, please bare in mind not all who use these terms sound like this guy - but his group of people definitely hold domination for usage of any phrase containing the word cunt!