The Native and the Great Philosopher

This philosopher came to Africa on an expedition. While sailing on this large river in a canoe, he asked the native – Sir, do you know the histology of the animals of this river? The native was quiet.. Do the people in your village know sociology, because I have to interact with them? Do you know psychology, or biology or even physiology? The native responded, “No sir”. But the philosopher being so disappointed started again – I expect you to understand the geology and archaeology of this region. Why is it that you guys in Africa do not know anything? I will not ask you if you know zoology. At least I expect you to know technology.. do you know what that is? No sir, the native responded.

In the middle and deepest part of the river, the canoe started leak profusely and started tumbling. It was about to capsize, but the native had the ability to stabilize it. He thought for a second and asked the great philosopher, Sir, “Yeess”, the philosopher replied in a voice that was filled with fear. In fact, he was crying. The native continued.. Do you know swimming-ology, or diving-ology. No, the philosopher replied. I’m sorry, said the native, because crocodile-ology and alligator-ology will eat your butt-ology..

Just for a laugh.. Cheer up.

Remember, there is always a reason to be happy. Do not let anything or anyone steal away your happiness. Let your joy be satisfied always and everyday. That will even increase your chances of living a much better, happier, satisfactory, pleasant and longer life.
Wear a smile always, and laugh out loud when you see or hear something funny. It is good exercise for your stomach and lower abdomen. Besides, it also revives your soul and rejuvenates your well-being which in turn reduces your stress level.
So, just don’t worry about anything, “Be Happy”. God bless you.