theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches. From your mistakes, learn.Back I am again. Apologize I want for previous post , a little off-the hook, was I. source For today…theyoda (48)in #life • 8 years agoI don't give a shit anymore, getting wasted is a new answer. Goodness sucksFirst, I am sorry for my disjointed language, but I am drunk today... and yesterday. Secondly, I don't give a shit…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (8). Different people are, because of social norms.Seeing jokes I, on this thing called internet. Telling people, that Jedi would talk different in other places.…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (7). Who you are, who you are, who you are? Know himself, a true Jedi must.Asking young Jedi, "Who is that Yoda?". Kept it to myself for long, I. Time to reveal it, now. source For…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). No spirituality in being careless, only laziness.That I am ugly, I hear people saying. That I don‘t look after myself, they say. Hurt me, those ugly words of hate.…theyoda (48)in #funny • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (6). Thoughts in Toyoda: Hate leads to suffering. The ones who suffering, are haters.Many enemies, I have in my work. Hates me, government, whole empire, and star troopers. Why? Freaking amazing, I am.…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (5). Let yourself go. Hmmm. About yourself think, not others.The strongest Jedi, I am. Very wise, I am. Also, freaking cool, I am. Dance I, when I feel like dancing. Own it, I…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (4). Propaganda, never trust. Perfect singer, Yoda is. Hmmm.Keeps spreading propaganda , @lordvader still. Jelous, he is. Having fun in a music group, I and his son. More…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTo become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (3). Of his own family, one must take care.@lordvader, answer me, will you? Take back your son, when will you? Stupid lies, stop posting and to your son…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTIL To become a Jedi, Yoda teaches (2). Quality vs quantity.Posts much, @lordvader, but ugly lies. His words, have a mask, as ugly face of his. Hmmm. Fooled, don't be. Army of…theyoda (48)in #til • 8 years agoTIL To become a jedi, Yoda teaches (1)Today, a problem, had I. To kill me, @lordvader sent his recruits. Hard fight it was, but alive I am. Hmmmm. For…theyoda (48)in #introducemyself • 8 years agoIntroduction: To fight dark forces of steemit, Jedi Yoda returns. Hmmmmmm.Too strong, empire has grown. Taking over steemit, dark forces are. Hmmm. World needs Yoda again. source…
