Work is all play

And some days im just amazzed of mankind

Got called out ,

-regarding a man who have fallen.
I knock at the door and enter & introcuce my self, let him know i need to take his vitals.
My first question is-How are you doing today Sir?
P-Im horny!
Ooook so i tell him :cool i put that as your status then!
Hes like all fab, and we all know, if hes that, there is NOT a singel thing wrong with him ;so i leave

A hour later , next call

about X the person on the phone is really unclear and say weird stuff, after 2min i understand that x cant breath !!! out the door i go as flashgordon; while i have the caller on the phone and hes really crappy and dont do as i tell him. I finally get to x to find x cooking dinner in the flipping kitchen!!!

Call -hm my neibour dont seem to be doing all ok?

Ook how do you mean? Please define weird!?
C-Hes being weird!
I cant just go visit him becouse his weird you know?
I think you need to check on him, please miss!?
Ok, of i go- in the entré to the apartment complex i find a man with a flipper on his head ..
Im guess i found my patient
D-So Sir, how you doing?

P-Im doing just fine, i just cant find the door.

D-Ok sir, have you hade any medications today?

P-Yes , i got some pills i needed to take before the operation tomorrow.

Dragon -jupp i see were our problem is
Getting the op nurse on the line and tell her she have a wildcard.

Jupp this is just my funnsies from today, Hope you all are well & Happy steeming