Eleven Minutes of Tinder.

I finally did it.

No, it’s not virginity dear, I’m talking about the app that changes lives. The mega fireball that could spark the flame of awesomeness in you. The ever bubbly, the reason for most one night stands, Tinder.

So, how did it go ?

Well, after logging in, drooling over hyper pretty beings, staring at beauty with brains, swiping left, right, top, bottom, northeast, southwest and every other direction available, I’ve arrived at a conclusion.

Most of them are suspiciously beautiful, smart and hot. Note the word suspiciously.

I mean seriously, look at them. Some of them are damn attractive that even a little Hi from them could ignite the flame of love in a poor man’s heart. Their mere entry into their college classroom could make people queue in front of them to offer a cup of coffee. And in spite of having such privileges, why the hell are they on Tinder ? Now don’t tell me it’s because you can’t find a date. You’re either too cocky and avoid mere muggles, or you’re expecting to find your soulmate by the grace of your finger swiping on your smartphone like the guy who washes the windshield. I don’t know.

Somebody has to tell me what’s going on. It looked like fun for a while, then later a little scary because I’ll give my left ball to prove that those hot people are certainly not in my locality whatsoever. Really. I changed the options and checked out the guys out of sheer curiosity. Fuck. They all looked like models, thanks to those filters. It’s simply an illusion. Or is it ?

Maybe it’s all a trap. I’ll never know. Or maybe people are just bored with their lives and are trying to find a person to share their loneliness over a cup of coffee. Or maybe it’s all about one night stands and India has just moved to the next level of civilization. Or maybe, just maybe, they are all there for eleven minutes just like me to see what the buzz is all about and forgot to delete their accounts. I’ll never know. God bless Coffee dates and Superlikes.

Deletes account. Walks into real world.