Chinese Food Buffet

A while back, I had a craving for Chinese food. You might think I was crazy or desperate but I didn't care because my stomach was in charge. I rode my bike 10 miles in to town and literally caught 3 buses just to get to this place. Of course, I planned on pigging out; after all, this was a buffet. I was by myself which was a bit awkward. I usually like to have a bit of company being that I have anxiety but my hunger was overpowering any sense of nervousness I had. I quickly paid and was seated.

I walked up to the buffet and began piling food on to my plate. There were numerous things to choose from but I had my eyes set on Chinese food in particular. My eyes tend to be bigger than my stomach which I end up regretting later on; this time was no different. I proceeded to chow down on my food. I started to think I'm definitely going to eat my moneys worth because I like to get more bang for my buck. So I made a vow to myself that I would try to eat as much as humanly possible.

Now, I can eat a ton of food. I had prepared for this meal the day prior and didn't have anything that day so I came hungry the very next day. As you can imagine it didn't take long before I polished off that plate and was back up there getting another plate. As I was nearing the finish line because I couldn't stomach anymore. I was even getting sick but I decided to push through like a man. I was drinking soda to wash it all down. I had seen popular YouTuber's like L.A. Beast and he used liquids to help him get through his challenges.

Finally, I finished because if I had gone up for thirds there would have been a clean up on aisle three (minus the aisle). And, as I was leaving I grabbed a sushi roll on the way out. Kind of my way of sticking it to the man due to the sign on the wall that mentioned that they charged for takeouts. Just before I had the chance to leave the parking lot I had one of those "Uh-oh" moments and had to rush to the bathroom. Because apparently I was so full my body was trying to push out the old stuff to make room for the new.

I ran my ass back inside and asked if they had a restroom and got in just in the nick of time. Oh, sweet release. Anyways, thought I'd end on a high tootcoughnote. Hope you enjoyed! =^)