Friday of humor: "Be careful with the coffee you consume"

in #funny6 years ago


Fuente: Pixabay

Hello dear friends, the week has gone and we have arrived to Friday, today in my blog there will be place for humor, fun, absurd, unusual and ridiculous news from the web, This post format is increasingly accepted and requested in our beloved platform, without a doubt the pioneers in this genre of humor are my friends @meesterboom and @trafalgar.


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The mood of today comes from the hand of a very consumed product in the world. The coffee

This product is originally from Ethiopia, according to the story the coffee plant was discovered by a shepherd, when he grazed his goats he saw that they consumed leaves of a plant that I had never seen, this provided a lot of vitality to their animals, for this reason, together with monks in a monastery they tried this plant, first its leaves, its fruits and then its roasted fruits and so the coffee we know was born.

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Although coffee is originally from Ethiopia, it is currently consumed in much of the world, like anything else, there are those who consume more than others, for this reason you should be careful with the coffee you consume daily.


According to a recent study, drinking a lot of coffee during the day contributes to the reduction of breasts in women. This news recently transcended, a group of scientists, have been working for some time doing rigor tests for stable that excessive consumption of coffee reduce the breasts.

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The study is conducted by "Swedish scientists" who say that taking more than 3 cups of coffee a day, considerably reduce the size of the bust, in the tests involved more than three hundred women, who underwent the test of coffee consumption, for this, two groups were made, those that consumed more than three cups and the smaller ones, the results were that those that consumed more coffees had reduced their breasts.


While Swedish scientists discovered that the excessive consumption of coffee decreases the breasts, in the city of Valencia it was discovered accidentally that the excessive consumption of coffee could affect the couple's relationship.

Everything happened in the "maternity unit of the University Hospital of Valencia" when a young woman came to the emergency room ready to give birth to a child , the hospital hospitalized it immediately.

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A woman of "24 years of age" presented in the emergency room of motherhood with advanced processes of childbirth, after being assisted gave birth to a beautiful child, something that caught the attention of the nurses, is that the child He was born with much darker skin than his mother. Well this can happen! He must have looked like his father, it was the nurses' comment.


Hours later, hell would be unleashed on earth, it was when the young woman and her beautiful baby were moved to the room, the father was anxiously awaiting the arrival of his family, the young mother was sitting comfortably in the bed of the room, while juniors pernotaba In the hospital crib, it would be necessary to see the father's face at the moment when he discovered that his son had much darker skin than his own.


Unsurprisingly he was angry, he asked for explanation from his young wife

This reaction was not what the wife expected, according to her, always respecting her husband and there was no doubt, he was the one guilty of everything. "You have the guilt with that mania that you have entered to drink coffee at all hours."

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Go What character? He has the wife. Among us, an ingenious way to get out of the situation.


The discussion was held for a time considered, it was even the woman that I go to her husband to do a paternity test, before, I clarify that these tests usually always go wrong. Finally the husband calmed down, took a moment to analyze the situation coldly.



"I feel bad now for having doubted my partner. It is true that lately I drink too much coffee and that may have influenced in some way "explained the young man, despite the doctors' recommendation that he request a paternity test"


"I trust my partner flatly, she says that many times the paternity tests fail, so I will not do it"


These things can happen, the couple is young, they will surely have the opportunity to have another baby

Let's hope that this young man does not have the anxiety of consuming excessive juices of various fruits, it will not happen that his wife gives birth to a child of multicolored, this yes that would call the attention of all local media.

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Now that you have the knowledge of this news,

 !"Be careful with the coffee you consume"!


If you want to know more in depth about this news, you just have to enter the links that I leave below.

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/tomar-cafe-reduce-el-tamano-de-los-senos/

Source: https://insolitonoticias.com/sociedad/da-a-luz-a-un-nino-negro-y-le-echa-la-culpa-al-cafe-que-toma-el-marido/


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We drink tea here so nothing to worry.
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thank you very much for this pleasant visit dear friend @ faizan0072

Very good and important information about the side effects of drinking coffee, thank you very much for sharing

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thank you very much dear friend @ aiyub99

Okay.. Thank too, good luck @jlufer

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How very disturbing! I wonder if drinking too much coffee and can also reduce breast size in men? If that is the case, then I better drink more of it...lol... My man boobs are bigger now than many of the women I see.

Hooo, nooo, I thought that only such things happened to me, over the years the same thing happened to me, no doubt you have to drink more coffee.
Thank you very much for adding you to this Friday of humor dear friend @mepatriot
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