My Dog, myself and I

Me and my dog,
We had a lot in common,
We both liked to sleep,
We both loved to eat.

We both liked to walk,
We both loved to hump,
We both liked to bark,
At the people passing by.

Both somewhat clumsy,
And that was our charm,
Our lazy asses,
Bathing in the sun.

We had in common,
Your stupid ass,
That's why around you,
He liked to pass gas.

We both loved each other,
And that is the truth,
After we were fighting,
We’d soon sing some blues.

This song is barbaric,
But so was my dog,
Simple minded,
And this is his song.

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