Are those Thorns in your Pocket?steemCreated with Sketch.

in zapfic •  2 months ago  (edited)

The young man boarded the plane with wood, nails, and a hammer.

"What do you have there?"

"What do you mean?"

"This is a flying course. No need for all that!"

"Oh, sorry, I thought we'd be learning how to crucify someone."

According to the bible, Pontius Pilot condemned some dude named Jesus to death by crucifixion. I suppose the young man in the story wanted to pick up a few pointers from a different pilot.

This is an entry for's #zapfic contest.

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It took me a moment to get that! 😁

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Me too, but when you get it it's hilarious!

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