What you are about to read is a yunk legend of old. One of the oldest and grandest of yunk-lore....

...so about two weeks ago

wait

A MILLENIA AGO

As Yunk itself was birthed from the yunkmother
A MONSTER WAS BORN

Just as Yunk came from the heavens. A monster came from the depths of the earth.

ROOTBEAR

The true nature of his birth may never be known for certain.
However, rumors abound...
-Is he a creature forever cursed by the earth?
-Did a mommy tree and a daddy bear love each other?
-Is he an unfortunate typo of rootbeer?
-Was he sent by the anti yunk himself??

I tell you reader. I myself do not know, but it seems as if a little bit of each may have truth to them.

ALL I KNOW IS HE MUST BE STOPPED
For you see, Rootbear, is the cause of all disease, famine, and fidget spinners.
A malicious beast that until stopped will continue to destroy the world as we know it.
For as yunk stands for peace, unity, and love.
Rootbear steals, kills, and post promotes in #general chat.

I have not much time

Rootbear DM'ed me without asking. asked. Follow4follow. R u Boy or Girl1?! and it made brain explode...
I write this, slowly bleeding out, and beg you. please. Stop him. Stop the anti yunk. Vote @yunkzilla for witness.
Before I go, I leave you with my drawing

.... of...

root... coughs blood... bear