Congratulations man!!! You are really going places!!!
At this rate... You will be signing autographs very soon.
I always enjoy read through you work.
But reading this:

It’s (@) key when pressed gives you (“) and vice versa. Some of its keys need a hard tap before they can function, I use a matchstick or a toothpick to power it as the power button is broken

I laughed hard... Not because I'm trying to mock you, but because i can relate!!! ...Even my own laptop can be messy too!

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Cheers man... Thanks for keeping it real.