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Okay. Our family doctor is Honest. Bless his soul. A perfect gentle man, perhaps overly gentle now as he lies in state.
His demise had me wrapped in clouds.
Briefly before he kicked the bucket, he transferred an important information to me.
Although it left me puzzled for large hours, I was ecstatic.
What he brought to my knowledge was certain to fetch me more than a decent fortune.
Unfortunately, the chance to thank him fervently, eluded me.
My involvement in his misfortune is doubtfully true. You would think I had decided to silent him that knew too much, but naah, I didn't .
He had confided in me sincerely that my brother adds several amount of pounds (£) daily from watching t.v and eating chocolate bars and cheese. His final instruction was "Do something about it".
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Firstly, as a smart person, I thought of investing.
I'm overly happy for my brother and I'm proud of him.
He is the reason I'm about to kiss academics good-bye before I embrace a large life unlike every normal student.
From my academic allowance and savings.
I bought him the new "L.G 52inches smart ips tv" and he seemed to like it.
He's ecstatic and grateful too for a hundred pieces of chocolate bars. This is simply how I invested.
How much pounds he's added so far? I can only guess a deficit of £2,000000
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How I know?? He is so bloated I figured his tummy must be that big with £2million or more, begging to be spent or banked else where.
So imagined iF I retrieve the pounds from his cheek, and arm.
hehe , the richest men in africa will definitely hear my name.
Now I find myself in a quagmire, unaware of a functional medium to exchange this unusual currency.
I'm filled with a percentage of regret for having ###** my Doc too soon. I trust he would have been of immense assistance.
The deed is already done, so i'm offering £50,000(non-negotiable) to any one with useful info on how or where I can exchange this pounds. Its urgent.😂
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He could feature in TLC's My 600 Ib Life :)
No way!!!!!!!
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