question shitty problems

This is not the kind of shitty problems maybe where you think of.

Not about the bus leaving in front of your nose, not about your car not starting, and not about changing a tire.

Also not about getting the sack, no coffee in the pot left, or falling a sleep the last part of a good film.

No it is not about loosing your lotery ticket and not about rain on your just from the hairdressers coming hair.

When i say a shitty problem i mean a shitty problem !

This morning i got up put the coffee on, empty the dishwasher and filled it again, and than the last part of my morning ritual go tot he toilet…
Most of the time i think on the toilet what i have to do that day and get it in order in my head how to do it. Even including writing a story for steemit and what about.
Well that last thought made easy to day my first story would go about… toiletpaper.
In holland we have a saying, do not think with the last paper who comes after me will make it… But that does not rhyme.
I think a correct saying in english should be.

Do not let the next user have to shout:
that the last sheat is already out

Something like that? It sounds correct in my language ?

But it is a horrible way to start your day, there you sit with your smelly bum, and with your pyamas hanging down half your legs, you have to hunt for paper…
Lucky i have 2 toilets, and found plenty of rolls on the other toilet, and it did not leave me in to much circus acts to get myself cleaned up again.

So for the next one, it is all oke again my toilet welcomes you 😊 nice clean and shiny and with the so necessary paper.

But i did have a problem hanging it because what is the correct way? ever thought about that?

( https://froot.nl/posttype/froot/moet-de-wc-rol-nou-voorlangs-of-achterlangs-eindelijk-hebben-we-het-antwoord/ )

When you just got a stick to hang your roll on, i think you have to hang it so the loose end is hanging towards you, that way it does not touch the wall, and seems to be more hygienic. I know it pulls horrible because it looks like it never has enough power to rip it self, you always will have to hold it with two hands. And a flapping sheet of paper like hanging of the wall instead of against it makes it look less need.
When you have a closed holder to put your roll in than you can put it more need with the paper away from you and it still will be closer tot he wall but leaving a gap. The pulling of goes easier because now you can rip it of by the power of the wait of your roll.

I told you it was a shitty problem i did warn you !! 😊 How do you hang your paper? And have you got a nice saying about the last sheet of paper?