Kid: Dad... All spiders have six legs, right?
Me: Yes.
Kid: Then why does Spiderman have only two?
You know what's hilarious about that, all spiders have eight legs! LAMO!
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Kid: Dad... All spiders have six legs, right?
Me: Yes.
Kid: Then why does Spiderman have only two?
You know what's hilarious about that, all spiders have eight legs! LAMO!
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Thank you for your comment. You caught me on that. But I'm not sure if this was my joke or yours. Thanks. I was going to edit to eight but I will keep the six. Your picture with that expression on your face maybe smile. Still haven't laughed out loud. Let's see how this goes.
These are a few from my childhood.
Bro & his bestie: Fat and skinny went to war, fat was shot with an apple core...
Me & My Sister: (Blank stare)
Bro & his bestie: Skinny laughed (both run off giggling)
Less than two minutes later:
Bro & his bestie: Fat and skinny went to bed, fat rolled over...
Me & My Sister: (Blank stare)
Bro & his bestie: Skinny farted (both run off giggling)
This could go on for hours...
OK @insideoutlet. You got the point completely. Original and pure because it came out of the mouths of children. It seems like you had 4 kids in the house? We were 5 kids altogether. I can really picture these annoying brothers. It is childish but totally true. I think I will have to choose three to resteem and upvote today. I will give rewards within 24 hours.
Yeah there was four of us but we were a bit of a half way house for our friends so there was always any more. Kids are the funniest.