The sage, ah, the sage.
The snarky sage who gives sage advice so vaguely none of us actually understands what he's saying, especially if we need the advice. I think all of us have one of him inside of us (I'll figure out the logistics and grammar of that sentence later). (No I won't).
(I really have to stop contradicting myself in these comments) (Unless I don't) (Ok, I'll stop now) (cue dramatic music) (see, I didn't contradict myself!) (Oh shoot.)
It is only a contradiction if you have made the decision? Until then it is just called choice... maybe
I don't mind the snarky but the shitty advice has to stop, unless I have it wrong and it is the jester and not the sage...