9ja Corper

Today is a great day of joy for Nigeria corp members. We give glory to God that our long awaited allowance has been paid to us in full, after so much suspense, with on going robbery by animals in the country. This robbery escapade was started by a snake that swallowed millions of naira in the joint admission matriculation board (JAMB) office and gently disappeared without any trace. At this moment monkey said to him self if snake can do I can do it and so it happened with the right information monkey was able to locate and rob a Senator of millions of naira thrice the amount snake swallowed at this point we were anticipating to be baptized with the news that tortoise has quietly strolled away with our allowance because the country is currently being robbed by animals but we thank Jehovah that no animal in the animal kingdom could locate our allowance.

ennigma over and out