Expats are back! New Episode. Series 3 Episode 1 Rolling Stones
-Rolling Stones released another album,- Adrian said jokingly.
-So how big were the Stones?- asked Nike who immediately understood what Adrian meant.
-A couple of sizes of a ping pong ball,-replied Adrian.
Helen, who been frequently accompanying guys after Adrian brought her from the Wild East, just laughed.
Brad seemed confused.“I used to play table sports back in Auss,”- he said overhearing the words ping and pong then trying to join the conversation.
Helen couldn't help smiling,- They are not talking about table tennis, Brad.
-So what are they talking about,- replied Brad.
Nike entered his favorite lecture mode and googled liver cleanse result photos.
-That's disgusting,- exclaimed Brad shocked,- Where do those things come from?
-Your liver and gallbladder,- replied Adrian knowingly.
-You mean you have those little monsters inside you. Even if so, why you do this to yourself.
-Don't you know, it's Adrian's secret to eternal youth, he looks 25 again. We'll all do it at some stage,- Helen winked to Adrian.
-I have done 12, how many have you done?,- asked Nike.
-Too many to count, - Adrian replied with a rye smile.
-Seriously, mate, are you sure it's safe? Why would you do this to yourself, you are already in good shape.
Adrian's reply to Brad:
-The same reason people take drugs, to get high, but contrary to them, I'm only lightning the load on the body. Look at some of the babushkas, how full they must be, blocked to capacity.
-I don't want to look like a full babushka, - said Helen in a worried tone. - Good to know the secrets to stay young.
Brad still looked a bit puzzled. Helen smiled at him and whispered in a quiet way:
-At least they aren't discussing coffee anima's today.
-Actually, I also did a water anima after which I released Faberge eggs,- laughed Adrian hearing what Helen had said.
-Good job,- approved Nike. You might feel light as air now.
-Absolutely,- replied Adrian,- along with the released prisoners much-stoned baggage has gone.
-Some nations read tea leaves, others like the Germans read their own “freshly released produce”.
-The next trendy thing will be glass toilets,-said Helen.
-The Japanese like to disguise this body function,- said Nike,- they have automatically flushing toilets to remove all the evidence. They even have models with music for a more pleasurable experience.
-Then I'm more close to the Japanese,- said Brad,- oh guys, that's too much information for me. Could we just enjoy coffee in a normal way? My coffee is purely for drinking.
-Coffee seems to be good in any way you consume it, - smiled Helen being entertained by the conversation.
They all raised the coffee cups in agreement and went back to online research everyone on their devices in their own worlds. Just another coffee morning at “the office”.
Next Episode The Parliement of Coffee https://steemit.com/writing/@dovetail/the-parliement-of-coffee
If you missed it from beginning read Expats Introduction: https://steemit.com/life/@dovetail/expats-introduction