Here's to hoping you need the extra-large cargo and piano space of your classic to haul your newfound Steemit 'pity rewards'. But we all now know that however McDuck large you strike it on this site, you'll still be driving your XC-70. You may be offroad more, and she will no doubt be parked in the living room of the mansion, the two of you perched in front of the widescreen together watching "American Classic Cars" well into the night.

Thanks for the very funny, enjoyable read, thoroughly enjoyed it. You have an amazing way with words. And I can certainly relate, my old Datsun pickup never had a gas gauge, just kept track in a little book. Only had the audacity to run out once, and that was at the gas station entrance. It is SO much easier to push a Datsun than a Volvo.