The Cough
Inspired by events this week!
The Cough
But then came the itch
A gift from a good friend
Well, bugger, that's a bitch
Which turns into a cough
I don't have time for this
It needs to Fuck Off!
The cough gets worse
For crying out loud
It's just a fucking curse
Up through my mouth
And all in my bladder
Is going to head south
A near sleepless night
Bug eyed and Bleary
Christ what a sight
Eyes widen! - Oh No!
Oh my! dear God
I've really gotta go!!
I've gotta run quick
Damn this bloody cough
It's such a prick
Don't think I can make it
Doing the duck waddle
while trying to get naked
But then the explosion
Straight down the crapper
What an awful commotion
Hair all a plaster
Eyes streaming, nose running
God I'm a disaster
I hope I get well
Coz right now I feel like
I'm going to hell
THE END
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Hahahahaha! Outstanding, worthy of Ogden Nash.
Nice job. :D
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Aww thank you for the lovely words - I'm humbled :)
HA!!! This one is even funnier! Seems you have a talent ;) I hope you feel better soon.
Yeah, I think she's so much funnier than me! I'm expecting to see a whole volume of funny poems soon. (no pressure)
Haha it tickled me lol But I have a warped sense of humor! I feel a little better today - Thank you :D
The more warped the better!
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STOPFeel better. At least you haven't lost your sense of humor. :)
Lol no life's too short to lose your humor :) How are you doing?
Keeping my head above water. :) barely ha ha
Haha brill, dont you just hate coughing :)
Lol I really do and this one was a nasty bugger
Hope your feeling better today :)
Yea I have improved today thanks - what about you?
The cough is going hopefully but still got a horrible sore throat :(
bwahahaha that was excellent! :D
OMG...this is AWESOME! I am at the tail end of the same thing...feel like I have been hit in the face with a frying pan! LOVE how you captured the whole miserable mess with your words!
Lol thanks It just came to me as I sat feeling sorry for myself - it was an awful cough - just relentless!! I'm glad you're feeling better :)
now what would give you the idea that I'm comfortable with talk about the bathroom......
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. oh.... that's a good one ;)