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RE: Life as an Opera Singer

in #womenofsteemit7 years ago

You have a fantastic voice!

It's a busy day in heaven and a line is forming at the pearly gates...

...Departed #1 approaches...

Saint Peter: So, How much money did you make last year?
Departed #1: I cleared over 7 million dollars last year.
Saint Peter: (sighs) You must be the corporate attorney from Seattle.(reluctantly) Alright. Come on in.

Departed #2 approaches...

Saint Peter: So, How much money did you make last year?
Departed #2: I made about $700,000
Saint Peter: (sighs) You must be the orthodontist from L.A. Alright. Come on in.

Departed #3 approaches...

Saint Peter: So, How much money did you make last year?
Departed #3: I made almost $7,000
Saint Peter: OH! So what instrument do you play?

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LOL! So true. And thanks for the complement!

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