LIFE OUTSIDE THE CAVE; WHAT TO EXPECT

How true, considering right now the overwhelming tendency is for all those who are already living in the post-Cave world to lay in wait outside the mouth of the Cave and ambush every poor aspiring soul the very instant they first step outside the Cave and to then take turns brutally gang-raping the well-intentioned and unsuspecting victim to as prolonged a death as is possible while mercilessly mocking them for their not having encyclopedic recall of every ‘bombshell’ #pizzagate update or ’urgent Deepstate development’ and especially, ESPECIALLY, for not even knowing who the fuck @FRANKBACON fucking is!

-A dangerRUSS MAN