Bacon BitShares Pancakes - For the Whaleshares Royal Court

in #whaleshares7 years ago (edited)

Bacon, the King of Meats, is a material that I hold in the highest regard. I thank God daily that my religion does not preclude its consumption, as other inferior ones do.

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When I heard that the Whaleshares Royal Court was interested in paying good money for breakfast recipes which include this marvelous substance, I was immediately apprehensive. I worried that some participants in the contest would not treat The Bacon with the respect that it deserves. I resolved to think and pray about a recipe which would honor The Bacon in a way which would bring it maximum esteem, yet also shine some light on the most wonderful things happening with Whaleshares. It came to me, like a bolt of lightening, that I needed to use The Bacon in its most basic form - Bits. Bits are the atoms of The Bacon; the smallest unit that The Bacon can be divided into.

As it happens, Whaleshares, those most excellent tokens of raw power, are also divisible to bits. Bitshares. At the time of this writing, 1 Whaleshare is constituted of 5.4 WhaleBits - BitSHARES. These tiny units of raw potential have been beaten down, tenderized, as it were, so much in the last few weeks that some folks have lost hope for them. They have been derided, spat upon, ignored and maligned. But they are in actuality what will one day soon form the basis of something amazing. A new world financial system, based on freedom and fairness.

Here is my recipe for Bacon BitShares Pancakes. Notice the handy date stamp on each photo.

Step 1. Locate The Bacon - The most difficult step

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Step 2. Put The Bacon in a pan

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Step 3. Daintily unwrap The Bacon from its temporary packaging

I prefer to not get any of The Bacon's juices on my person. My wife makes fun of me, but I don't care.
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Step 4. Daintily distribute The Bacon around the pan with a fork

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Step 5. Initialize the heat source

It is very important to start cooking The Bacon from a cold state. Dropping raw bacon into a heated pan yields unpredictable, uneven results.

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The Cold Assault Storm Trooper approves of the settings.

Step 6. CLOSELY monitor the progress of The Bacon, and then turn it down at the appropriate time

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Step 7. Allow The Bacon to simmer in its own essence, turning it with fork as needed

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Step 8. Relieve the pan of its duties, and dry The Bacon on paper towel in a bowl

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You can take time now to admire the color and crispness of The Bacon.

Step 9. Pile The Bacon and cut it into bits with kitchen knife

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Be sure that nobody sees you sample The Bacon, or else they will demand a taste also, and you cannot afford that.

Step 10. Build the pancake batter, following your favorite recipe

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Step 11. Pour batter onto hot skillet, and immediately sprinkle some Bacon Bitshares onto each.

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Step 12. When the surface of the batter is covered in bubbles, it is time to flip

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Step 13. Plate the pancakes, making sure to use real butter and real maple surple.

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These last two were for the baby, who does not yet each sugar; even maple surple. She ate them both with vigor.

There you have it, folks.One of the finest dishes to wake a loved one up with.

This meal was made possible by The Bacon, and inspired by BitShares. Get into them both today.
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haha! This is such a terrific post, my friend. I see you use the same bacon I do.

One cannot go against the word of BACON!

....upvoted and resteemed

The Bacon from the yellow package? I have other wares in yellow too! :)

Up voted and Highly rEsteemed, for sympathy reasons!

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will love to take a bite...yummy

Wow haha great give me taste some baconnnnn.... !

Now you just need sone whiskey ....

Oh wow. I haven't even tried it yet and I feel like I have seen God.

Best Steemit post of 2017.... Praise the Lard....

And pass the maple surple!

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bunch of facists...

Bacon allways plus 1

Love bacon! Not sure how I feel about it in pancakes though lol

Try it and you will see the truth. Such wonderful crunch.

This is fantastic! Cooking bacon is an art form and you have mastered it. Pancakes are yet another art and real butter and real maple syrup are the only accoutrements worthy of the royal pallette. Bravo my good man.

It took a whole lot of failure to understand the finer points of the frying. One CANNOT walk away from the stove.

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