WhoToLoveAndHate.org

I wish the people/organizations (UN, CFR etc) that run governments worldwide would have a website to make things fast and easy, perhaps www.WhoToHateandFear.org. Users could enter the government they belong to, and then a real-time list would pop up of the correct folks to hate and fear. There should also be an option for people with dual citizenships to enter 2 or more governments to which they answer.

This would be helpful because I don't ingest "news" and sometimes I get behind, for example, with Russia recently, I went weeks without hating those horrible people because I had not caught wind that there were tensions, I had been liking my Russian friend's facebook posts and everything... really embarrassing.

If this site also had an option for instant notifications via text, that would be cool. Like, a friend in Pakistan recently took a vacation to the mountains with his son to do some off-roading, and I was "liking" his pics and felt warm-hearted about the awesome bonding experience, but what if I was being ignorant? What if I should have hated him? Really embarrassing.

Also, perhaps a list of derogatory names could also accompany the search results? For example, in 1970 "Gook" was cool, but 40 years later it is racist. Also, "towel-head & Rag-head" were great terms until the soldiers with the correct God & Country realized what a handy thing a shemagh is. Like, what day did my use of the term stop insulting the bad guys and make me rude and unpatriotic toward the good guys? We really need a website.

So how about it UN or CFR? A webpage to do this should only cost $1.635 billion, which the FED will happily print for you, please get on it! Oh, and I would also like to have a map function that I can click on each "country."