Steemit Vlog Entry # 7: Funny 2017 Eclipse Conspiracy Video
As the moon passes between the sun and the earth millions will gather in the Path of Totality to watch the moons shadow.
Is that safe?
Whether you're going to watch the total eclipse or just see it partially, It may be wise to know who is behind it.
Watch my video and find out why I think this eclipse is such a big deal.
People are coming from all over to watch this epic moon shadow pass from Oregon to South Carolina... but, why are they making us wear glasses?
Another distraction. Another capitalist scheme.
But go watch it! It will be beautiful! Just don't let them trick you into wearing those glasses so they can control what you see!
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You are SO RIGHT about the dangers of the eclipse!! But it is not about killing people.... it is much more sinister..
When I was younger the 'solar eclipse' crossed over Europe and I went to see it.I only saw it partially, but I was right at the 99% line so I witnessed everything that happened in the totality zone first hand as those people a couple hundred meters away who were affected by the so-called eclipse. So I know the Real reason that they want you to go into the totality zone and wear the glasses.
It is because of mind control. See, what they will tell you is that the moon is passing in front of the sun, but experts will agree that this is all nonsense. First off, the moon is not a moon but a government sattelite hanging down from the domed ceiling of the flat earth (as we all know). The eclipse itself is a brainwashing method and the glasses are specifically engineered to amplify the hypnotizing effect of the 'eclipse' (which was really designed by the FAKE and LYING NASA). I know this to be true because when the 'totality' (this is when they turn the machine on) happens I saw everybody sort of freezing in place and they kept staring like zombies at the 'eclipse' pretty much non stop until it stopped. After it finished a short time after, they all took off their glasses in synch and almost immediately went back to their normal 'roles' but you could tell something was wrong! This is how the government enslaves the people to stay meek and in the workforce!
I myself barely escaped this effect by staying out of the totality zone and most importantly because I didn't wear the glasses. To this day, I still have bad eyesight because of my exposure to this government conspiracy 'eclipse' as I struggle to see much of anything clearly ever since. I am glad though, because I can only imagine what would have happened if I had worn the brainwashing glasses and joined the hordes of zombies under government control....
I advice everybody near the totality zone to stay inside and wrap yourself in tinfoil, as this is the most proven method of staying safe from government mind influencing technologies, as well as shielding you of unwanted radiation!!!!!
Stay safe, and remember, the end is nigh!
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Hahahahahahah! Yes! Come let's make my next video together :)
No way! Are you crazy!? If I do that then they will know who I am and I will never be safe again!!
Thanks for the laugh.....I'm following you now. I really like your personality and I think you'll do amazing at your TV show.
Damn, I missed your full moon eclipse the first time I watched this as I wasn't paying full attention.
So I like had to watch it again.... 514 times, 230 of which were in slo-mo. Think I defo got it now ... but if you could do it again, that would be cool too :)
Hahahaha!!!
Can I take that as a definite 'yes' then? 😊
Ha! Found you. I had a near death experience when I was 16 also, changed my life. It was more like a rebirth and the universe lifted up her skirt a little for me. Looks like your are doing well here! Keep up the great work.
Good laugh, and mostly true. Nice Moon ;)
Weird how the path of totality passes over USA's most hard core earthquake zones..
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Dave and Declan were walking home from the pub. Dave says to Declan, 'What a beautiful evening, look at the moon.'
Declan stops and looks at Dave, 'You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun.' Both started arguing for a while when they come upon a real drunk walking in the other direction, so they stopped him.
'Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?' The drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them, and said,
'Sorry, I don't live around here.