Oxymoronic Quotes

A best friend is someone who, when they don't understand, they still understand. - Nancy Werlin

A joke’s a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn

A man is never as weak as when some woman is telling him how strong he is. - Unknown

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - George Burns

Acting is happy agony. - Alec Guinness

Acting provides the fulfilment of never being fulfilled. - Glenda Jackson

Be obscure clearly. - E. B. White

Black and white are the most ravishing colours of all in film. - Penelope Gilliatt

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Deep down, I’m pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. - Douglas Adams

Free love is too expensive. - Bernadette Devlin

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

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