Oxymorons
Laughter is the best medicine. Here’s hoping that these oxymorons, quips and quirks will bring on a smile, and ease your Monday blues.
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. - Stephen Fry
Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth. - Pablo Picasso
Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be. - Rufus Wainwright
Book publishing would be so much easier without the authors. - Dan Brown
Free advice is often overpriced. - E. C McKenzie
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. - Dr. Strangelove
Having, then, once introduced an element of inconsistency into his system, he was far too consistent not to be inconsistent consistently, and he lapsed ere long into an amiable indifferentism which to outward appearance differed but little from the indifferentism. - Samuel Butler
He hasn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
I did my best to go in a circle, hoping in this way to go in a straight line. - Samuel Beckett
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. - Socrates
I made a wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra
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haha! sir Vincent! very good ones here, I like Yogi Berra's the best, that's hilarious!