Oxymoronic Quotes

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We all know what UFOs are, even if we insist that they are not. - Aeolus Kephas

We must believe in free will — we have no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

You can never understand one language until you understand at least two. - Geoffrey Willans

You can only predict things after they have happened. - Eugene Ionesco

You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of. - Roald Dahl

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there. - Yogi Berra

Be more or less specific. - Unknown

Constant change is here to stay. - Unknown

Don’t be redundant by repeating yourself. - Unknown

Every end has a new beginning. - Carissa Ciciarelli.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. - Yul Brynner

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep. - Unknown

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! - Unknown

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haha! howdy sir Vincent! all of these are good but I think my favorite is the one by Yul Brenner! lol. so true.

Shh... Don't let the girls hear you say that. :-)

haha! I agree..hey have you ever thought about joining steemitbloggers?

Thanks for the heads up @janton. I don't know if my posts qualify for steemitbloggers since they are mostly quotes and not original writing.
What do I have to do? Just add steemitbloggers in my tags? I noticed you use the esteemapp. That is phone app isn't it?

Howdy sir Vincent! don't worry they qualify. ok well I think they qualify. I don't have anything original either most of the time but anyway yours are very different and Jaynie the founder is interested in different and inspirational and emotional stuff. She is trying to help people and get them in so I think yours will work or I wouldn't have mentioned it.

All you have to do is send in one of your posts so she can look at it, then once you're in we all go to two member's posts and comment and upvote then enter the usernames on a page in discord and she has another post picked out in there that you have to upvote. Takes about ten minutes each day but it's great because it forces everyone to support each other.

Here's the post that explains how to apply but don't worry about all the rules because no one does all the rules, just what I told you.
https://steemit.com/steemitbloggers/@jaynie/your-blog-should-be-seen-and-read-have-you-applied-to-join-our-awesome-community-yet

Thank you @janton. I read through their post, and I don't think they will consider my posts of quotes as writing. Besides, I am not interested in Discord.
Thanks once again. :-)

sir Vincent! I understand how you feel about discord, I felt the same way until I had to get on for steemitbloggers and then when people needed to talk to me in private I already was on discord so it worked out well. But I know what you mean. Let me know if you ever change your mind because this forces your account to grow. oh, and don't worry about the rules and not having orignal stuff, I don't think they really follow the rules and Jaynie is out to help people and I just know she would.

howdy @janton Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
I am doubtful because steemcleaners frown down on posts on quotes. A couple of other communities too. Maybe steemitbloggers think differently, but I don't want to find out. haha...

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