I can see your point in writing this. It really does seem to be a family racket. Judges sometimes overlook incomplete sentences and random nausea inducing faulty premises colliding in illogical syllogisms just in the name of nepotism.

I know for a fact that all the judges are related and the contest is rigged. Because although the judges are scattered across the globe I have managed to sleep with each and every one of them successfully and I can tell you that they are not nepotist. In fact they are second cousins removed. Well @prophanereviews is nepophilic but what he does with his nephew is none of my business.

I'm glad there is an opportunity for you to participate as a guest judge and appreciate your insight into the inner workings of COM. Congratulations and good luck.