Finally a funny Donald Trump joke

in trump •  last month

Donald Trump decided to visit an elementary class one day.

The teacher asked the President if he'd like to lead a discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So Trump asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath ..... In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher left the room...........

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Who is the original writer? I have no idea or would have been glad to share more than just the joke.
The meme is mine 🙌 💗
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read above, steamcleaners flagged it and then votes their flags up 9 times on every comment! The rich get richer here at steemit ! No wonder there are not many rewards to go around here anymore. 😎

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Actually no flag, more of a warning I think.