His Fat Troll

His Fat Troll always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Troll carried a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Fat Troll often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

His Fat Troll owned a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Troll often carried a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

His Fat Troll always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.