If anyone knows how I can buy all of Bali and ship it home with me, please let me know. I’m waiting to hear from you.

Hmmmmm 🤔 Lol, this got me thinking about the possible strategies. If all you want is the pretty things, then you can hire many workers there for cheap and have them bring everything pretty they find to the port, and then have it shipped.

But the people and the houses are another thing, so you'd have to set up a Banana-republic-style enterprise that would give the city so much debt that you could practically do anything you want with its contents. You could then start a profitable business in your home and have everyone move there, since you'd provide the facilities for a work visa dependent on you.

Then, for the things, it would take a lot of time, but with a fleet big enough, you could have teams ship everything progressively.