You might be fooling the others here, but you aren't fooling the old sultnpapper. This post is your clever way to show that you, el Presidente, have stroke with local power structure. No way is this a coincidence that you are leaving town for vacation and that the repairs will all be taking place while you are out of the country.
You get elected el presidente and the road just happens to be scheduled to be repaired, yea, right.... born at night Mr. Butt... just not last night.
Congratulations on moving the needle with the road department.
Enjoy the vacation,
@sultnpapper
Damn... busted! Nothing gets by you papper.