5 Signs you might be a travel freak

in #travel8 years ago

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Do you recognize the feeling when you realize you're doing something more often than most, and thus invariably better than other people? When you know, consciously and without question, that you're a boss in that particular endeavor compared to others. One of those things, for me, is travel. Perhaps you'll relate. Maybe you'll learn. I hope you smile.
5 Signs you might be a travel freak:

  1. Conversation approaching TSA Agent:
    Me: Hey brother, how're you doing?
    Agent: Another day walking tall, paying the bills, gettin' on!
    Me: And looking good while at it!
    Agent: Right back atcha' brotha. See you next week.
    Now, I recognized him, out of the two Agents working in TSA pre-check. He sees hundreds of people each day, and he recognized me. If a TSA agent recalls your face, and you're not on the FBI most wanted list, there's a sign you're a travel freak.
  2. When entering the Delta Skyclub in your home city, you know where the wifi signal is strongest and weakest.
    If you know that, congrats, you might be a travel freak.
  3. In that same Delta Skyclub: If you know the names of the bartenders, they know you, and they're already pouring your drink (scotch neat, I'm a gentleman) as you belly up to the bar...
    Years of tipping may have encouraged this amazing service. At the one bar in the city you've spent the most time in. At the airport - your version of "Cheers."
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  4. When your home base Delta Sky Club is under construction: Serve yourself bar with plastic glasses (the humanity!)
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    Half the club is walled off, and you get EXCITED! Ooh, ooh, we're doing a redesign? It'll be finished in January?
    Looks like Christmas is coming twice this year!
  5. If every year, you spend more time in a plane than a car... Guess what powerful reader: You ARE a travel freak!
    A great, big, hearty welcome to the club ;)
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This isnt funny. Its spam. Go back to facebook

I'll try harder, have an awesome weekend :)

You're gosh darn right you will, air travel is never funny. A Dachshund dressed as a hotdog is funny, get right buddy.

Awesome! I'll sure as heck give it my best go! The miracle of modern air travel feels miraculous to me every time we lift off, if I see any cute doggies I'll be sure to snap a pic for you :D

Your persistent politeness is respectable.

My sincere thanks to you for commenting on my post :)

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