Amsterdam adventure: sex theatre and space cake with my mom

Every person who goes to Amsterdam wants to try some local things and I had the same desire. Usually people go there with friends or with their couples. But I had much cooler experience. I went there with my mother. Can you do the same? 

                                       

 We really enjoyed our trip to Amsterdam. The first day we went to Keukenhof – it’s a big park with thousands of tulips. There are 800 varieties of tulips! This place deserves to be visited and admired. But the most interesting things happened next. 

                                         

My mother and I really wanted to go to the sex theatre to watch on beautiful couples in process. So we ordered the tickets online and decided to go there. But before the theatre we decided to taste the space cake. My friend gave me some advice about it that is really tasty and cool. I didn’t google any information, just bought them. 

 So my mother and I ate the cake and….nothing happened!!! NOTHING!!!! We got upset because in the movie “Eurotrip” guys had really cool experience. So we went to the theatre.  

You can’t even imagine how cool there was in theatre. It’s called Casa Rosso and actors had the real sex on the scene. But the thing is not that you just watch the sex, you enjoy the beautiful couples. And there was one which touched our hearts! It was a man and a girl who had fantastic sex I have never seen such thing. He really made love on the scene with her not just performed.

                                        

 But at one moment I started to fall asleep in the theatre where people are having sex. And my mother started to laugh. Then my eyes got very very dark and my tongue lost the feelings. So we started to laugh like crazy people in the silent theatre while a couple performed on the scene. People were watching at us like we were crazy girls. So this was the CAKE TIME!  

The feelings after this cake were interesting: we understood everything but my tongue could not speak correctly and my mother could not stop coughing. It was funny on the one hand. But on the other hand, it was terrible because this cake influenced on us per 24 hours. It’s not good for health.  

                                      

When I tell my friends that I went to Amsterdam with my mother they think I am strange. But I can tell for sure she is the coolest in the world and there are no better person to have such trips and time! My little advice for those who are going to Amsterdam: don’t forget to google before eating something there and visit that special theatre I wrote about.