I am shipping myself to Bukidnon tomorrow and you'll just have to adopt me.
I know how to cook and bake, I can serenade you using a looper and a guitar, I hate cleaning though especially washing dishes.

I don't know how to speak the dialect so you'll need to translate for me. I just hope you will not sell me off without my knowledge.

You had me at the sea of clouds and strawberry farm!

P.S. (I am allergic to Strawberries you will need to do CPR when I collapse haha)