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I sent in my 10,000 word thesis detailing my proposal to the Office of the President. I expect to hear back in a couple of days, since the President does have a number of other things on his plate. I won't be surprised if I would be immortalized as a statue!!

I would not be surprised at all

Day 4, and I haven't heard back. It's aight, I'm aight. It's cool, we're cool. Rain delay s'all.

This does not surprise me

I'm surprised that you're not surprised!

Why does that surprise me?

Were you? Were you really!? Wait, don't answer that. Surprise me.

Did I? Did it work?