Wow, this is a great contest and a great story. I truly like stories that are true, because they are stranger than fiction. Unless someone presents such events, rarely ever anyone hears about it. They are like subculture tightly interwoven in the fabric of society, difficult to detect.

I hitch-hiked an ambulance long ago on some blistering hot summer day in the middle of nowhere, where the only means of transportation were my feet. It was a long ride, as he was on a retour from delivering a diabetic patient back home. And, his suggestion was that if any urgency occurs, he' drop me off, what I accepted. Believe me, it was a very refreshing ride with every pothole smoothed out with the ambulance's springs that were much better than in many other cars then. Each time there was a long file, the driver would turn on the siren, and whooosh , off we were. In such a case, I was instructed to sink in the front seat not to be noticed by police, but the ride was truly swift, it took half the time it usually did.

So, your nicely dressed violators must have pretty comfortable delivery to their work posts.

Lao Tzu answered this riddle long, long time ago, and his relieving answer goes like this (sorry for the back-translation): "When those who are the highest are greedy than those at the bottom steal."