penis envy before steemit, and now I have Steem Power envy
It's not easy for me to talk about, and the reminder is always there, when I pee or shower.
I'm holding back tears now. Growing up, my best friend's nickname was tripod and my nickname was microman.
I was always the cute little funny guy, because of my tiny penis.
Now I'm dealing with the fact that I can't satisfy any steemit posts with my upvotes, because of my tiny Steem Power.
My upvote is always on the and more upvotes at the bottom of the top 25 upvotes.
Let's face it, all the popular people on steemit have big Steem Power. If you have big Steem Power you get all the cool upvotes.
Like in high school, I'm the little guy that is old now, and I'm no longer cute and I have to try to be funny.
I'm @runridefly and I will continue to Steem On, regardless of my tiny penis and my tiny Steem Power.
There is something so funny about up voting a post about a penis.
Don't worry, a small penis actually erects more than a large . Just wait and see your steem power grow in a similar fashion.
@lakshmi, tiny penis post are funny and sad. Thank you for the support.
Ha ha..
Best post
@tinachung, I appreciate that.
PURE GOLD POST LOL
I'm crying and laughing, and I appreciate your cool comment. @steemitqa, Steem On!
@hanshotfirst, I loved that movie growing up. kid was the star of my bodyguard with a young Baldwin and I will never forget how rotten mean Matt Dillion was in his early movie roles. Thank you for the cool comment my friend.
Hi, uh... I don't know where I heard this but... uhm.... Don't click on those penis enlargement ads scattered all over the porn websites. I... I heard those tricks don't work and some can actually be quite painful. I mean, I wouldn't know because I never tried but I heard from a friend...
I almost went blind trying to fix myself up with one of those 2 inches in 48 hours programs. @nonamelefttouse, we Steem On!
My uh... friend. He tried the ole rope tied to the dick trick with a brick on the other end. Then you just stand on the roof and let the brick go and let it dangle. My friend said the pain was bearable but there was no need to bring in the news chopper.
I might know a guy that had to go to the emergency room to remove his penis from a vacuum hose.
That's never a good way to get rid of those crabs... I just use... I mean my friend, he uses a can of Raid.
Best, EVER!
@itsmein3d, I appreciate that. Re Steem if you believe in me
Kind women will tell you "size doesn't matter! It's how you use it"
God bless those that use white lies
Cheers @runridefly
This post has been ranked within the top 80 most undervalued posts in the second half of Apr 07. We estimate that this post is undervalued by $0.29 as compared to a scenario in which every voter had an equal say.
See the full rankings and details in The Daily Tribune: Apr 07 - Part II. You can also read about some of our methodology, data analysis and technical details in our initial post.
If you are the author and would prefer not to receive these comments, simply reply "Stop" to this comment.