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RE: penis envy before steemit, and now I have Steem Power envy
Hi, uh... I don't know where I heard this but... uhm.... Don't click on those penis enlargement ads scattered all over the porn websites. I... I heard those tricks don't work and some can actually be quite painful. I mean, I wouldn't know because I never tried but I heard from a friend...
I almost went blind trying to fix myself up with one of those 2 inches in 48 hours programs. @nonamelefttouse, we Steem On!
My uh... friend. He tried the ole rope tied to the dick trick with a brick on the other end. Then you just stand on the roof and let the brick go and let it dangle. My friend said the pain was bearable but there was no need to bring in the news chopper.
I might know a guy that had to go to the emergency room to remove his penis from a vacuum hose.
That's never a good way to get rid of those crabs... I just use... I mean my friend, he uses a can of Raid.