Hahaha, thanks for sharing! :-D
Stand up means stand up comedy? That´s pretty cool!
I love listening to jokes, while I am incredibly bad in remembering and repeating them. But there is one (only one) I have memorized well (I actually don´t know why). It´s not even a good one, haha :-)) My family dies when we are sitting around the table and I say 'Oh I also know a joke to tell!!!' Then they are like: 'Oh please not again the one with the numbers......' But since they are not listening right now.... here we go :-)

An '8' and a '0' walk into the desert. After a while they are sweating like hell and the '0' says to the '8': 'I have no idea how you can even wear a belt walking through this heat!'