When you're trying to create a portal
to hell but then accidentally succeed,
and it sucks you in w/out asking first.

Mr. Pickles is having his way with this
man. Everyday Dr. Ulrich Klofper births
a litter of half man, half dog hellhound
beast creatures who then devour him
alive as their first meal. He is then re-
spawned only to be dog raped, endure
painful labor pains and get eaten alive
all over again. The 24 hr cycle repeats.