Had some troubles with finding the fifth one :D But here they go:

1. Sexy Cryptos: Cryptocurrencies in the adult entertainment industry.
2. An Ode to the Perpetually Butthurt (First World Problems, I am sure there is a Yoga Pose for That!)
3. Spectacular Cactus - Can you identify this plant?
4. We have a Bear down!!! Medic!!!

And the one that was hard to find:
5.Você conhece o site My Steemit Friends?

I am just gonna sit on these eggs for a while and hope they turn into 5 marvellous dragons :)