Booty, Fake Boobs, & a Tube of Lube
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I Had a Contest
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Captions
- "Alright mr Demille, im ready for my close up" - @chekohler
- "I used to be witty, but now i'm just oh so pretty!" - @mimismartypants
Memes
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@fandelkefir
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@xcountytravelers
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@thehive
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@thekittygirl
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@zen-art
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@ninahaskin
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@sgt-dan
The Winner Is:
Not going to lie, they all made me crack up something fierce. I really got a kick out of the 'Silence of the Lambs' entries. The one that had me absolutely rolling though, was @sgt-dan's. Maybe it's because I got put in a picture with other famous figure heads or maybe it was the Trump quote, but I had a few tears roll down on that one. Good one Sargento! I will send the SBD and hook you up with some SBI soon as this is posted. Hope you all had fun, remember to keep steeming on and most importantly, TO BE YOU!
VOTE ENGINEWITTY FOR YOUR WITNESS
Sexy Lord of Darkness
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@snook made this badass gif
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Congratulations, @sgt-dan 😀
What a unique and awesome contest!
Yours was a close second hun, big fan🤣
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Thank you! Did not think I would win, but was elated when I did. There is just something about winning a contest...
YAY!!!! I loved Sarge's entry! I'm stoked he won. This was ridiculous and hilarious, but the blockchain needs more laughter. You have a great sense of humour. ;)
Awww...thanks love. Gotta take time out and have some fun every now and again. People stay all serious and it'll get boring real quick😋
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Thank you Katrina! So many people I truly love on STEEM to include @enginewitty (in a very manly way of course even given his choice of evening wear).
congrats @sgt-dan!!
LOL @enginewitty the sexy lord of darness! I'm literally in pieces!
Thank you for the congratulations. I did not think I would even win given all the great contributions to the contest!
He he he, ya like that?
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Very much so! Mwahahhahha x3(That's my evil laugh!)
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Congratulations Sarge that was a Great picture and deserved to win 😉👏👍 Awsomeness!
Great contest boss and hilarious picture... who took it?
Thank you so much. It was his daughter that took the picture I believe.
Awesome entries and all so good. Congratulations to the winner!!! 💚💚💚
Thank you.
Well, I now know how to gauge my audience... Way to go @sgt-dan!
Ren
Great entries!!! And a well-deserved winner!
wow this is hilarious and wow, how did i miss this one. good shite!
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