A few days ago,
I showed my husband one of the many diatribes I see every day against "the LGBT agenda".
Whatever that is.
I looked at him deadpan and said, "I should start a contest for most epic face-palms."
I wish I had filmed his reaction as the first entry.
So I'm starting a contest for most epic face-palms.
Because of course I am.
In my opinion, these are the bar, so-to-speak:
1. Your entry must be either your most epic face-palm or your favorite epic face-palm.
2. Your entry may be in any format, including those other than image and video.
3. All entries that are not completely available on the https://steemit.com/ site will be disqualified.
4. You may only submit one entry.
5. You may not use any of the four epic face-palms above.
6. All winners will be determined by total payout of the entrant's epic face-palm.
- 20% of the payout from this contest will be sent with proof to @rhondak's Tazwell Animal Rescue Coalition.
- 20% of the payout from this contest will be sent with proof to one winner.
- 20% of the payout from this contest will be sent with proof to at least two runners-up.
- 20% of the payout from this contest will be sent with proof to the first person to define "the LGBT agenda" without using any of the following words: "Illuminati", "NWO", "Soros", "Rothschild", "Lizard People", "Secret Society/ies", "Chemtrails", or "GMO".
Here is my entry:
I will be in Baltimore for Passover with my family and will therefore not be on Steemit/Discord much until I return. I will try to keep updated to answer any questions, upvote each entry, and determine the winners, but may not be able to do so until March 9.