Sometimes you pay for the affection of a complete stranger..

...just to keep from losing your sanity, or just to keep from acting weird. But how do you refrain from prostitution, or not contributing to human trafficking.

Paid affection is expensive. More costly than dating; almost as expensive as marriage. What about marriage? This is the first line of defense against undue cost, and unwanted affection. But marriage has so much breech and fraud.

It does not take 23 years to find out whether your partner is in it all the way, or just along for the ride in order for someone else to take care of them. But that's another article.

This article is for those who already crossed the line, maybe not to intercourse, but for strangers to contend with sweat, unwanted back hair, baldness and stinky farts.

Yes, there is an app which translates Chinese to English slang. I heard 'stinky fart' with my own ears.