#hand edicted
0. eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion
1. eating the rich
2. a zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home
3. being an idiot
4. that kid who ran into your leg and fell down crying
5. the secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction
6. $300 shoes
7. white people
8. seeing the popo in the rearview
9. a hydraulically-powered exoskeleton

#hand dospostmann
0. a cat licking it's own balls while simultaneously staring at you
1. Handy Jay
2. unquestioning obedience
3. Basic Bitch Syndrome
4. assuming the position
5. frothy loins
6. no one ever
7. playful anti-semitism
8. cash me outside how bow dah
9. punting a yappy dog

#hand alxgraham
0. llamas with hats
1. my black ass
2. obsessive compulsive disorder
3. a team of lawyers
4. Izzy Cumming
5. that food in your teeth that no one has mentioned
6. 9/11
7. Pickle Rick
8. Michael Dorn in full Worf makeup
9. HIV

#round 1

#activeblackcard It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from ______.

Reply with #playcard [digit] to play your card.